Crushing: On Reggie Bush

Miami Dolphins Running Back Reggie Bush

Reggie Bush may be one of the most crushed on players in the NFL.  Both literally and figuratively.  And much as we love him shirtless…

He looks equally fine dressed up.  With those eyes and that smile (and that tush), you could put Reggie Bush in a burlap sack and he’d be hot.  Smoking hot.  A true trophy of a man…Heisman or no Heisman.

Reggie, baby…we can’t believe Kim Kardashian wouldn’t give up fame for you.  Silly woman.  It’s all good, though.  She’s moved on with Kanye now and you’ve moved on with…some woman who looks just like her.  And you have a baby on the way?  There will soon be a little more Reggie in the world (or a little Reggie).  All the better!

Your Indianapolis fans look forward to Sunday, Reggie…when you come to play the Colts at Lucas Oil Stadium.  We’ll be chanting…Reg-gie…Reg-gie…Reg-gie…for Reggie Wayne.

We may be cheering for him…but we’ll be thinking about you.