Dear Roger Goodell,
I know it’s complicated…trying to schedule home and away games for 32 NFL teams, some of them in the same stadium. But, here’s the thing…I’m also trying to plan my life for the rest of the year.
Clearly, you don’t understand how complicated it is to schedule travel with family in four states, hair appointments (which I book four months in advance), the activities of two busy kids, one husband, two pampered pooches, and to do it all around the schedule of the Indianapolis Colts.
When the NFL delayed the release of the 2013 schedule, which was originally slated for today, I also delayed my 2013 schedule.
It’s fine. Take your time. I’ll put off my plans while you all try to get your shit together.
I do have a suggestion though. If you’re having trouble trying to juggle the schedules, transportation, and activities of many people, all of whom need to be in different places at different times, you may want to try something…
Ask a woman.
In the meantime, we’ll be waiting…