Alright, Peyton. Calm down. Or you’re going to pop a vein in that big noggin of yours.
Yes, you are Peyton Manning. You control every facet of the game…every snap, every down, every call, and every cheer. But, there are some things that even you cannot control. Yes, I just said that.
And human nature is one of them.
On Thursday night, the Denver Broncos were up 35-21 on the San Diego Chargers. There were two minutes left in the game. During the break, the Denver scoreboard operator decided to have some fun.
“I’m not sure what he’s doing. He’s playing music and showing our players dancing and getting the crowd fired up when we have the ball. I don’t think we should be doing that. I don’t think we should be showing their quarterback on the sideline. I thought it was disrespectful.”
–Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning
Oddly enough, it was Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers who was on the sideline smiling and laughing throughout.
Now, this scoreboard operator is probably a guy who’s getting paid ten dollars an hour. He probably has a family. He’s probably a huge Broncos fan. And he was probably still buzzed on adrenaline, having just watched you break the NFL touchdown record a few nights ago.
I know you never had this problem in Indianapolis. I guess some fans are just more trainable than others.
Still, the Peyton I know would have called the guy down to the locker room, reviewed the Peyton Manning Rules of Crowd Control with him (over a beer), then patted him on the back and sent him on his way.
I know you’re “The Sheriff.” And I know that being a control freak is part of what earned you that title. But, really? Calling the guy out in the media? Come on, Peyton. You’re better than that.
Also, when you make Philip Rivers look good-natured…it’s time to reexamine your life.
Now, go find someone your own size to pick on. Maybe a kicker. Or Eli.