Jerry Jones and Chris Christie make strange bedfellows

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones have a budding bromance

There was Carrie Underwood. And Jessica Simpson. And now, there’s…Chris Christie?!

Meet the new muse of the Dallas Cowboys.

The New Jersey governor is the latest public figure to be spotted regularly in the suite of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. Last Sunday, when the Cowboys played the Detroit Lions in the wild card round of the NFL playoffs, Christie was photographed on the sideline, in Jones’ suite (in an awkward celebratory manhug), and going into the locker room afterwards.

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Which is all fine and good…if he wants to run for office in Texas.

The problem is, Christie represents a state with its own NFL team (even if no one wants to claim it), the New York Jets. And New Jersey is home to MetLife Stadium, which is shared by both the Jets and the New York Giants (a huge divisional rival of the Cowboys). I know, both teams say they’re from New York, but the Jets are actually based in New Jersey.

Christie’s brother Todd, who came to his defense on Facebook this week, says Chris is a lifelong fan of the Cowboys. Christie can be a fan of any team he wants. But showing up week after week in the owner’s suite is a bad look, even if it’s perfectly legal. It wreaks of big money power and influence. And it’s raised some ethical questions about a contract Christie pushed for a company part owned by Jones. Not to mention, Christie is reportedly preparing for the 2016 presidential election. You can bet those pictures in Jones’ suite will turn into campaign ads.

I can already hear them:

(Deep, dark male voice): “Chris Christie spent more time watching the Dallas Cowboys than watching government spending.”

(Concerned female voice): “Chris Christie cares more about football than children.” *A few of us (not naming names) may be guilty of that one.

Unlike Underwood and Simpson (both of whom were shunned when quarterback Tony Romo broke up with them), Christie may have some staying power with the Cowboys, seeing as the team is winning. Jerry Jones has said Christie is part of the team’s mojo. And he fully expects him to be at this week’s big divisional game against the Packers in Green Bay. God knows the Cowboys will need all of their mojo to beat Aaron Rodgers.

While it isn’t apparent at first, Chris Christie and Jessica Simpson actually have some similarities. They’re both Republicans. They’ve both endured public scrutiny over their weight and their attendance at Cowboys games. They both wear orange well. But only one of them has ever looked good in Daisy Duke shorts.

Are you happy, Governor? You’ve become a caricature.

Maybe you and Jerry are soulmates after all.

XO