My Sweet Friends and Family,
My husband is really in a pickle right now. He’s still reeling from the Superbowl loss and watching Eli Manning host Saturday Night Live last weekend did not help. He won’t talk about it, but I know he’s all torn up inside and now he’s taking it out on…his hair!
I have to be honest, I don’t know what the fauxhawk is all about. Maybe he’s trying to channel his inner David Beckham, but it didn’t work on Becks and I hate to say it, it doesn’t work on Tommy either. His ego is still too fragile for me to tell him though.
This is a really import time in my husband’s life and Tommy needs us now more than ever. Please send pictures of chic hairstyles so that he can fulfill his dream of being People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. I’m thinking George Clooney, Anderson Cooper, hell even that Twilight guy. But for God’s sake…NOT Eli Manning!!!
So I kindly ask that you join me in sending your ideas (or your stylists), so that Tommy can once again be confident and secure. Envision him as the man he once was, sexy and smiling on the cover of the magazine.
Thank you for your love and support.